Mirror mirror on my wall,
Who’s the greatest misfit of them all?
My Sir, you are the greatest misfit of them all.
With your hide so soft ‘n tender.
‘n your teeth so dull ‘n slender.
‘n your nails so thin ‘n fragile.
‘n your ability not so agile.
‘n your senses nay so keen.
‘n your demeanor O so mean.
My Sir, ‘n human master I may call
The greatest misfit of them all!